16 Personality Types Walk into a Bar...becue

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While some personality types may be more social than others, every culture embraces some form of communal outdoor cookery. It satisfies the soul – especially when the weather is nice. Maybe that’s why summer holidays are often marked by these kinds of backyard gatherings.

Such events often blend together people from more than one social group, and often, they’re invited to bring a dish to share. This can lead to some culinary contrasts as interesting as the personality types of those involved.

Of course, people’s individual food preferences may have nothing to do with their personality type, but why they bring a particular dish might relate to their traits.

So, in honor of summer holidays (and with absolutely no research data in mind and our tongues firmly in our cheeks), let’s see what each personality type might bring to a backyard BBQ... and why.

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Architect

What: nothing, initially. Arrives, ascertains what items are needed but have been overlooked or forgotten by others, and promptly leaves to get them.

Why: because using problem-solving skills to contribute to the success of an event and getting out of that same event for a while is a near-perfect plan.

Logician

What: self-invented Vinho Verde wine spritzer with lemongrass-infused simple syrup and muddled lime.

Why: because to Logician personalities, experimentation is life. Also decided to host the party as a deliberate attempt at social self-development, per an exercise they read in the 16Personalities Academy. Quickly regrets experimentally inviting 15 people over.

Commander

What: lots of high-quality meat.

Why: because they think they’re the most qualified to do the grilling and want to make sure that everything is done correctly – especially the strip steaks. Stays focused at the grill the entire time, like it’s brain surgery.

Debater

What: sheet cake with a clever, humorous joke written in frosting.

Why: because everyone likes cake and humor. Shows up late, but blames the bakery. Cheerfully and lengthily discusses how cake is superior to pie. Gives grilling advice to the Commander.

Advocate

What: beef roast painstakingly slow-cooked for 31 hours in a sous vide water bath and then finished off with a careful, brief sear on the grill.

Why: because nothing’s too good for friends and family, and over-the-top culinary efforts aren’t smug when they’re marinated in generosity.

Mediator

What: Thai noodle salad with colorful vegetables and fruits arranged like a stunning, edible mandala – so beautiful that people are hesitant to touch it.

Why: because they enjoy expressing their artistic side in a delicious medium, offering people a treat for their eyes and palate. Quietly starts stressing out that people aren’t immediately eating it.

Protagonist

What: roasted stuffed portabella mushrooms with varied delectable fillings, plus garlic-herb mixed baby potato and veggie kebabs.

Why: because they think everyone deserves great food at a cookout, including some vegetarian options. Feels excited to try other people’s dishes and share their own.

Campaigner

What: the hot new plant-based burgers.

Why: because they get a kick out of watching people try them without knowing they’re meatless, then doing a “gotcha” reveal. Brings their own hibachi too, since the Commander always takes over the grill.

Logistician

What: potato salad, plain corn chips, plain pita chips, and vanilla ice cream.

Why: because these innocuous yet worthy staples are their part of a plan that was coordinated and confirmed two weeks in advance. Believes the basics are the most important part.

Defender

What: macaroni and cheese and baked beans.

Why: because they’re tasty favorites, and if someone doesn’t like one, they’ll probably like the other. Wants to make sure that everyone gets something they like and to keep everything smooth and pleasant.

Executive

What: impeccable homemade fruit pies.

Why: because they think extraordinary execution of something mundane is greater than mundane execution of something extraordinary. Ignores the Debater’s contentious cake-centric credo because the cake is store-bought. Instructed the Logistician to bring the ice cream to go with the pie and is satisfied that the plan went well.

Consul

What: deviled eggs, cheese and veggie platter, hummus, salsa, guacamole, ranch dip, green salad with vinaigrette, and fruit salad – all homemade.

Why: because people like snacking on lighter foods, and it’s sensible to make it all by hand – better quality, lower cost. Coordinated in advance with the Logistician to ensure that they’d have the correct kinds of chips for the various dips.

Virtuoso

What: a case of beer and several large bags of potato chips.

Why: because beer and chips were easy to pick up on the way over. Why overcomplicate things? Thinks it’s funny that the Consul seems annoyed by having potato chips dipped in their homemade salsa.

Adventurer

What: caprese salad and grilled parmesan crostini.

Why: because they saw a recipe and wanted to try it. Is aware of the Campaigner’s meatless burger prank and excited to try them.

Entrepreneur

What: smoked barbecued ribs.

Why: because mastering a dish like ribs is a way to show off their skills. Extols the virtues of their top-of-the-line pellet grill to everyone and asserts that the cost (which they manage to mention) was well worth it.

Entertainer

What: artisan hot dogs with countless topping options.

Why: because they think life should be like an avant-garde food truck, and only everything is enough. Pineapple, kimchi, kalamata tapenade, smoked eggplant relish, nacho cheese sauce, curried cashew butter, cranberry mustard, rosemary-orange marmalade, maple-glazed bacon bits, pickled daikon... the list goes on...

Final Thoughts

The foods that an individual enjoys may not correlate to their personality type... or do they? One thing we do know is that any lighthearted exploration of personality types and their behavior can be fun – and the possibilities are endless.

In that spirit, we’d love to know what you’d bring to a summertime BBQ, and why – do you think it relates to your personality type? Let us know in the comments below.

Further Reading

16 Personality Types Walk into a Pub...

How to Celebrate Summer, Based on Your Personality Type

Personality Bites: The Types and Stress Eating

“No Excuses, No Apologies!”: Personality and Culinary Experimentation

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So I was cheerfully reading along, thinking "Ha, this is cute!" and then I got to the bit where the Mediator starts "quietly stressing" because people aren't eating their food straight away, and I honestly feel so called out right now....
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The good/bad news, if I were the ENTP rep at the party, you would know why nobody was eating the food loool Either 1- It’s dessert and people are still eating appetizers (just a timing issue and urge patience). 2- I will speak on behalf of everyone and be blunt and try and think about where the idea went wrong. 3- Explain that your dish was kept separately from the others and/or I completely missed it, which is possible, or I got sidetracked by a conversation, haven’t made my plate yet and so on. Which actually happened to me once at a Christmas party someone asked me what I thought of the dish they brought and I genuinely missed it because I only checked the main table with the entrees and not the appetizer or dessert table (or the fridge/freezer) and explained I would try it very shortly before giving an opinion then lol
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I'd totally bring a colorful cowboy caviar dip. Fun, filling, delicious, and a nice vegetarian option. Even though personally i don't mind some good grilled chicken ;)
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As an architect, I had a good giggle at my own description. Damn, do we have to do everything in the name of efficiency?
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Indeed my friend. I read it and I can recall thinking almost that exact thing many times.
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If I get food, I often wait for the scavengers to get it first. Usually I get my own.
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I might just argue with the debater, I personally perfer pie over cake. :)
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I'd have to have a word with him as well. Pumpkin pie is the best.
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[Sends digital high-five]
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As a debater myself, couldn’t agree more! 100% lol As a true ENTP non conformist that I am, I always got Lemon Meringue Pie, Pumpkin Pie, Cheesecake or Banana Cream Pie on my birthday instead of Birthday Cake. Being blunt and overly honest definitely comes with it’s fair share of positives lol